Alien Dildo

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If you're a fan of sci-fi movies and TV shows, then you'll love our alien dildos. We've got alien dildos that look like they were made on the planet Vulcan and other sex toys that look like they could burst out of your chest at any minute! These extra-terrestrial, extra-erotic dildos really are some of the most unique and dynamic sex toys on the market today.


Not only do they look great, but our alien dildos are also created to provide the maximum pleasure possible. Alien dildos are extra-long and extra girthy and come with textured shafts that mimic (what we imagine) real alien skin to look like.


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