What are the Best Animal Dildos in 2023?

Welcome to the wild side! Are you ready for a safari of sensuality? Today, we're taking a thrilling expedition into the tantalising terrain of the best animal dildos of 2023. As we venture into this erotic wilderness, we'll encounter fierce stallions, carnal canines and squirmy sea monsters which are already helping 2023 to be the best year yet for animal dildos.

So buckle up because we're about to sink our teeth into the most primal and exciting toys on the market!

1. Secretariat Crimson Horse Dildo

First up on our list is the majestic Secretariat Crimson Horse Dildo, a proud and powerful stallion that's ready to take you galloping through fields of pleasure. Measuring a seriously impressive 25cm in length and a girthy 6cm in diameter, this regal beast is not for the faint-hearted. It comes in the striking red and black colour that has made the Crimson Horse range so popular and has a ribbed-vein texture that promises to deliver shiver-inducing sensations with every thrust.

The Secretariat's realistic balls add a deliciously lifelike touch while its suction cup base ensures a stable hands-free (and reins-free) ride. Whether you are going solo or you have a partner along for the ride, the Secretariat will do the job! So saddle up and let this fiery steed carry you to new heights of pleasure.

crimson red horse dildo

2. Red Rum Punch Pink Squirting Dildo

Ready to get wet and wild? Meet the Red Rum Punch Pink Squirting Dildo, a squirting sensation that will have you hot and sticky. Named after the legendary racehorse and measuring a generous 27cm in length and 5.5cm in diameter, this pink pleasure powerhouse is ready to plunder your deepest reaches.

The Red Rum’s heavily ribbed design guarantees an exhilarating ride, while the flat head targets your most sensitive spots with pinpoint accuracy. And, when you're ready for the pièce de résistance, simply fill Red Rum with fake cum lube and squeeze the attached pump to release a satisfying squirt that'll leave you breathless and begging for more.

punch pink squirting horse dildo

3. Kraken Deep Blue Octopus Dildo

Inspired by the mysterious tentacles of the legendary sea monster, the Kraken Deep Blue Octopus Dildo is a uniquely stunning sex toy. Measuring a tapered 23.5cm in length and 7.5cm in diameter at its widest point, this ocean-blue beauty is designed to caress, tease and tantalise all your sweet spots.

The suction cup texture of the Kraken not only adds an extra layer of sensation but also pays homage to its aquatic origins. This is a serious hole-stretching sex toy that wouldn’t look out of place in a modern art museum and is a must-have for all animal and fantasy dildo lovers!

blue octopus tentacle dildo


4. Marengo Punch Pink Vibrating Horse Dildo

The Marengo is the second toy on our list from the Punch Pink dildo range which shows you just how much we love these dildos! Crafted from 100% luxurious liquid silicone, the Marengo Punch measures 29.5cm in length, ensuring a deeply satisfying experience while the suction cup base means you can enjoy hands-free fun, whether you're taking the reins alone or letting a partner guide the way. 

As well as Punch Pink’s iconic colours and design, what really makes the Marengo a showstopper is its vibrating features that are sure to have you neighing with delight. This is new technology for Punch Pink and they have absolutely nailed it! With multiple vibration settings and speeds to explore, this electrifying equine wonder will help you discover new peaks of pleasure.

vibrating horse dildo


5. The Ringo Chocolate Canine Dildo

Last, but certainly not least, is the Ringo Chocolate Canine Dildo. This bad boy measures a whopping 26.3cm in length and 7.4cm in diameter, making it the perfect playmate for knotted dildo lovers who love to be stretched. The pointed head ensures easy insertion, while the giant double knot will have you howling with pleasure as it massages your most sensitive spots.

The Ringo's deep chocolate colour is as enticing as its design, and the giant balls at the base double as a suction cup for hands-free fun. The Chocolate Canine range has released a lot of awesome dildos this year but the Ringo is definitely our favourite! 

chocolate canine dildo

Final Thoughts

So as our sensual safari reaches its climax, it's time to say farewell to the best animal dildos of 2023. We hope our erotic expedition has left you hungry for more and ready to pounce on these wild wonders. Remember, pleasure is a jungle—explore it, revel in it and never be afraid to unleash your inner animal. We can’t wait to see what 2024 will bring!