How to Use a Suction Cup Dildo
Everyone knows that sucking is an integral part of bawdy bedroom behaviour. But this takes on a whole new meaning when it comes to suction cup dildos! With their power to defy gravity, suction cups are like the Spiderman of sex toys. You can stick a suction cup dildo anywhere (pun 100% intended) making it the hands-down most handy hands-free handy pleasure device.
In this article, we'll explore the wonders of suction cup dildos, their fantastic variety, and, most importantly, all the fun ways to use them. So let's dive in and get down to some serious suction cup action!
What is a Suction Cup Dildo?
A suction cup dildo is a sex toy that's specifically designed with a suction cup base. This allows it to be attached to any smooth surface such as a wall, floor, mirror, window or even furniture. With their hands-free capabilities, these versatile dildos can take solo play to new heights – literally! They also allow for a wide range of positions, meaning you no longer need a partner to try out Karma Sutra position number 7 (google it!)
The Suction Cup Dildo Hall of Fame
As with any superhero, there are various versions of the suction cup dildo, each with its own special power. Here are some fan favourites:
Suction Cup Anal Dildos
As the name suggests, these dildos are specially designed for those who like to enter through the back entrance. They come in a variety of shapes and sizes, allowing for a comfortable and pleasurable experience (with enough lube, that is!)
Suction Cup Fantasy Dildos
Ever wanted to get frisky with a dragon or a werewolf? Now's your chance! These unique dildos come in a range of otherworldly shapes and textures to make your fantasies come to life.
Suction Cup Squirting Dildos
If you're after an even more realistic experience, these dildos feature a tube and pump system that allows you to simulate ejaculation. It's like having your cake and eating it too (which you can literally do if you make your own DIY edible cum!)
The Suction Cup Dildo Playbook
Now that you know your options, let's explore some of the many ways to use your suction cup dildo for suction cup dildo fun:
1. The Wall Mount
Attach your dildo to a smooth wall or door at the height of your choosing. This is the perfect way to get down and dirty with some doggy-style dildo diddling.
2. Floor Fun
If you love being on top, sticking your dildo to the floor or a sturdy chair can provide the ultimate hands-free cowgirl (or cowboy!) experience. This position is ideal if you enjoy being in control and setting the pace.
3. Shower Shenanigans
The suction cup dildo is a natural fit for the shower! Attach it to the shower wall or floor and enjoy some slippery, wet fun. Just remember to use a water-based lubricant that won't wash away too quickly!
4. Mirror, Mirror on the Wall
For a truly unique experience, attach your suction cup dildo to a full-length mirror and get up close and personal with your own reflection. It's a voyeuristic thrill that's perfect for everyone who loves to watch themselves in action!
5. Double the Pleasure
Who says you can't have it all? Combine your suction cup dildo with a clitoral vibrator or a prostate massager for an explosive, all-encompassing orgasm.
6. Partner Play
Suction cup dildos aren't just for solo play! Use them to spice up your sex life with a partner by incorporating them into your favourite positions or as a tool for double penetration.
7. Multitasking Magic
Attach your suction cup dildo to a smooth surface and let your hands wander freely. You can now use your liberated hands to explore other erogenous zones, tease your nipples or even read an erotic novel.
8. Pilates of Pleasure
If you're a fan of fitness and pleasure, combine the two by attaching your dildo to an exercise ball. This unique setup allows you to experiment with different angles and positions, all while engaging your core muscles. It's a workout like no other!
9. Furniture Frenzy
Unleash your inner interior designer and turn your home into a pleasure palace! Stick your dildo to a table, desk, or countertop and create your own sexual playground.
Final Thoughts
There you have it, folks! Suction cup dildos are the versatile, gravity-defying superheroes of the sex toy world. With endless positions, a variety of types of suction cup dildos, and the ability to engage in hands-free play, these toys truly open up a world of pleasure. If suction cup dildos are conspicuously absent from your sex toy collection, it’s time to add some today!