How to Use a Double Ended Dildo

Imagine a magical snake that, instead of biting you with venomous fangs, brings you untold pleasure. Enter the double ended dildo, a curvaceous wonder that's been pleasing adventurous souls since time immemorial. These sassy serpents come in various shapes, sizes and materials, but their defining feature is the two delightfully designed ends that can be used simultaneously.

But how can you get the most out of your multi-socket moan machine? And who exactly are these toys designed for?

We will answer these questions and more in this expert guide on how to use a double ended dildo.

Double Ended Dildos 101 - What are They Used For?

With the very best inventions, you need only look at them to understand exactly how to use them. And that is definitely the case with the double ended dildo. At their simplest, they have two ends for two holes. That’s it. Article done. Let’s go home.

However, where the fun really comes in is in choosing which two holes they are. You see, they can be two different holes, two different people’s holes, two different people using the same holes, two different people with different holes trying different positions on different days of the week…! Well, maybe not quite.

But the rest stands true. Double ended dildos can be used solo or with your partner with any combination. 

To understand just some of the uses, imagine these photos from The Best Double Ended Dildo Photos of 2023 Awards:

1. Double Penetration 

Imagine a woman… eyes wide with excitement, holding her precious double ended dildo with both hands like she's about to duel her nemesis. 

Caption: "En garde! Time for a double duel!" 

2. Mutual Stimulation 

Now, picture two partners, lying back-to-back, giggling like schoolgirls, trying to connect the double ended dildo between them. 

Caption: "Equal rights for equal orgasms!"

3. Pegging 

A huge hit with the judges, this photo features a young man dressed as a pirate, handing a double ended dildo to his partner like it's a cutlass. 

Caption: "Arr, matey! Prepare to be boarded!"

4. Threesome simulation 

Finally, there is a lady sandwiched between two body pillows, each with a double ended dildo poking out. 

Caption: "A menage a trois with no strings attached."

The Double-Ended Democracy – Who Can Use a Double Ended Dildo?

Spoiler alert: everyone! The double ended dildo is a versatile little devil that doesn't discriminate. Whether you're heterosexual, homosexual, male or female, these tantalizing toys are designed to provide pleasure to all. 

There are double ended dildos with serious girths for pro hole stretchers, smaller ones for sex toy newbies and even double ended dildos with tapered ends designed especially for backdoor fun.

All of this means that whoever you are, wherever you are, however horny you are, there is a double ended dildo just waiting to explore your nether regions.

Levelling Up - Pro Tips for Double-Ended Daredevils

Now that you're well-versed in the basics, here are some expert tips to help you get the most out of your double ended dildo experience:

1. Lube, lube and more lube

A well-lubricated double ended dildo is a happy one. Keep things slippery for a smoother, more enjoyable experience. Just remember, never use silicone-based lube with a silicone sex toy.

2. Practise makes perfect 

Start slow but don't be afraid to experiment. You might find new angles and positions you never knew existed! From the classic "scissoring" to the more adventurous "seesaw," there's a double ended dildo position for everyone.

3. Communication is key 

Whether you're playing with a partner or going solo, be open about what feels good and what doesn't. This will also help you find the right rhythm which is key for double ended mutual stimulation. 

4. Safety first 

Always use condoms when sharing your double ended dildo and clean it thoroughly after each use. Remember, a dirty toy is a dangerous toy so never take hygiene lightly, particularly when sharing dildos.

By following these pro tips you will soon be a pro double dildo doing pro stuff like an absolute pro! 

Final Thoughts

So, there you have it, folks. Our hilarious, pleasurable guide to double the fun with a double ended dildo. Whether you're a seasoned sex toy aficionado or a curious newcomer, it's time to unleash your inner double-ended daredevil and experience pleasure like never before. You'll soon find that there's nothing quite like the bond forged between two people (or one very greedy person and themselves!) united by the power of the double ended dildo. Happy exploring!