How to Clean a Silicone Dildo

Ah, the world of silicone dildos. These pleasure-giving wonders are the creme de la creme of sex toys, offering a more realistic feel, longer lifespan and unrivalled sensations. They're our best friends in the bedroom, our late-night confidants and our greatest allies in the quest for pleasure. But, like all our real-life friends, silicone dildos deserve proper care and attention, particularly as this can keep you safe and healthy, and ensure your silicone dildo has years of shagging left in it! 

In this easy-to-follow hygiene and care guide, we will explain how to clean a silicone dildo, why this is so important and how to store it afterwards.

The Good, the Bad and the Bacteria

Before we dive into the details, let's take a moment to appreciate why it's so important to keep your silicone dildo squeaky clean. Dildos are like little magnets for bacteria and, while it may not be the most erotic image in a dildo article, your body is a veritable petri dish for germs. When the two meet, the result can be a not-so-sexy cocktail of infections and irritations.

So, to keep your pleasure sessions safe and enjoyable, it's essential to give your silicone friend a proper scrub-down. This way, you can keep the good times rolling without any unwanted visitors crashing the party.

The Scrub-a-Dub-Dubstep: Cleaning Your Dildo in 4 Easy Steps

Now that we've established the importance of keeping your silicone buddy clean, let's get down to the nitty-gritty. 

Here's a step-by-step guide to banishing bacteria and ensuring your dildo remains your go-to pleasure pal:

1. Prepare Your Tools 

Before you start, you will need some mild soap, a clean cloth, a soft toothbrush and a towel. You might also want to cue up some tunes to make the cleaning process more enjoyable. After all, there's nothing like a little Marvin Gaye to set the mood for a thorough dildo scrubbing.

2. Wash Me Tender, Wash Me True 

Next, give your silicone friend a gentle rinse under warm water. Then, lather up your cloth with mild soap and caress every curve and crevice, ensuring you cover the entire surface. For dildos with lots of texture or ridges, use your soft-bristled toothbrush to really get in there and dislodge any lingering grime.

3. Rinse and Shine 

Once you're satisfied that your dildo is sparkling clean, rinse it thoroughly under warm water to remove all soap residue. Remember, any leftover suds can lead to irritation, so be diligent in your rinsing.

4. Towel Time 

Finally, gently pat your freshly-bathed dildo dry with a clean towel. Soft as a baby’s bum!

Got a Dishwasher? Save Some Time!

If you're the proud owner of a dishwasher, congratulations! You've got the ultimate cleaning machine at your disposal. To clean your silicone dildo in this mechanical marvel, simply place it on the top rack, choose a gentle cycle and let the dishwasher do the rest. Be sure to skip the heated dry cycle, though unless you want your prized possession to end up like a shrivelled balloon animal.

Storage Wars: Dildo Edition

Once your silicone dildo is all clean and dry, it's time to find it a cosy home or all that hard work will just go to waste. Proper storage is crucial for maintaining the cleanliness and integrity of your dildo and for making sure you can find it in a hurry!

Here are some silicone dildo storage tips:

Separate But Equal 

Silicone dildos can be picky about their roommates. Store them separately from other sex toys, especially those made from jelly or rubber materials, to avoid chemical reactions that can damage your beloved toy. Consider using individual cloth bags or pouches to ensure your dildos don’t get dusty or grimy.

Keep It Cool

Store your silicone dildo in a cool, dark place, away from direct sunlight or extreme temperatures. Your pleasure pal might enjoy getting hot and heavy with you but high temperatures could warp it.

Let It Breathe

Make sure your storage solution allows for some airflow. A sealed plastic bag might seem like a great idea but it can trap moisture, leading to mould and mildew. And nobody wants to get up close and personal with a mouldy dildo.

Final Thoughts

So there you have it, the ultimate guide to cleaning your silicone dildo and keeping it in tip-top shape. In the end, it's all about giving your silicone dildo the love and care it deserves. After all, it's always been there for you, through thick and thin, in the most intimate of moments. The least you can do is ensure it stays clean, safe and ready for action.