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They are super flexible so you can be assured your soft dildo won’t pop out, even in the “Suspended Scissors” Karma Sutra position (Google it!)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eOur soft dildos are perfect for everyone from absolute sex toy newbies to the most down-and-dirty dildo experts. Their soft textures mean they are easy to insert and provide a sleek, smooth penetration experience. Just be aware that if you are using lube with a silicone soft dildo, never use silicone lube because it will break down the surface of the toy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSo, what are you waiting for? Browse our full collection of soft dildos today and choose your favourites! 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